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redhead4eyes: paper-storm: Australian comedian Jim Jefferies points out the...

redhead4eyes:paper-storm:Australian comedian Jim Jefferies points out the ridiculousness of American pro-gun arguments. x xWelp

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nimrochan: @jetkitty 🤦🏽‍♀️

nimrochan:@jetkitty🤦🏽‍♀️

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kaijubrains: genderdeath: speaking of which, i hope all of my...

kaijubrains:genderdeath:speaking of which, i hope all of my mutuals know that you can go on down to the hardware store and just buy a big ol bag of dried bloodForbidden nesquik 

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randomsplashes: ✨ two types of siblings (insta)✨

randomsplashes:✨ two types of siblings (insta)✨

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nimrochan: whateverwaythewindblows: oxfordcommaforever: babyani...

nimrochan:whateverwaythewindblows:oxfordcommaforever:babyanimalgifs:Starting the day with an OtterOh. My. God. It’s like a cat snake and I want an army of them@jetkitty

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de-smol-violinist: allthingshyper: bears-official: DEPLOY THE...

de-smol-violinist:allthingshyper:bears-official:DEPLOY THE BOYI think some of y'all don’t realize how damn ridiculous armadillo’s areOh wow, a sandshrew

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hindre: leonkuwatas: youreouttayourtree: ladies dont start...

hindre:leonkuwatas:youreouttayourtree:ladies dont start fights, but they can finish them.that is a cat with a hairbow how is that relevant to the caption

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the-armed-utahn: saltrat88: Forgot how to cat? Glitch in the...

the-armed-utahn:saltrat88:Forgot how to cat?Glitch in the matrixIs this Skyrim?

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caradelrey:before anybody asks, YES, i did ruin everything with my hubris

caradelrey:before anybody asks, YES, i did ruin everything with my hubris

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softbutxh: mlkjr: korolevx: korolevx: the idea of consuming two conflicting...

softbutxh:mlkjr:korolevx:korolevx:the idea of consuming two conflicting things that promise to do the opposite of each other has always been hilarious to me. there’s a liquid shot-based sleep aid...

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sashacooper: xliaxtasadako:calamitys-child:Me reading academic papers:...

sashacooper:xliaxtasadako:calamitys-child:Me reading academic papers: incoherent nonsense. Bullshit. I could write better than this in my sleepMe writing academic papers: this sentence is 206 words...

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Why was this targeted at me? I clicked it to see if it’s real....

Why was this targeted at me? I clicked it to see if it’s real. It is.

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nshait: threefreeze: shakespeare was ahead of his time reblog...

nshait:threefreeze:shakespeare was ahead of his timereblog if baby don’t hurt me just played in your head in perfect tonality

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crockpotcauldron: alx-972: nadhie: nadhie: my dad just exploded into laughter...

crockpotcauldron:alx-972:nadhie:nadhie:my dad just exploded into laughter out of nowhere and told me ‘imagine the lion king but with sea lions’ he has been chuckling about it for 5 straight minutes...

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everydayconman:hollowedskin:fatsexybitch:coffeeandstring:verbalvomits:I threw a dog on the ground today 😭😭😭I am embarrassed by how hard this made me laugh.…..does this mean cat people hurl cats at the...

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66koi:does anyone else constantly get the feeling that you’re running out of time?? and for no reason!! i could be lying in bed in the middle of summer vacation and my mind is like “hurry up!!! before...

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