#im not like all those other presidents #i’m a cool president
#Sorry we only carry sizes 1 3 and 5. #You could try District 13.
#Don’t let both you and Peeta win the Hunger Games #Because you will have to fake being pregnant #And most likely die
#are cheese buns a carb? #I can’t go to the Hob Peeta I’m on an all carb diet #GOD YOU’RE SO STUPID #and that’s effie trinekt #her hair is so big because it’s full of secrets
why are you eating nightlock? they make you gain weight like crazy.