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OKAY DID ANYONE ACTUALLY KNOW THAT SOLO CUPS ARE DESIGNED TO SHOW YOU HOW MUCH ALCOHOL PER TYPE IS EQUIVALENT

SO WHEN YOU FILL IT UP PER THOSE LINES WHICH ACTUALLY MEAN SOMETHING, YOU GET ONE DRINK

BECAUSE I HAD NO IDEA

WHAT

MY MIND IS BLOWN

THIS IS BRAND NEW INFORMATION

No wai.

Reblogging as an FYI for all my college/high school readers - Solo cups let you keep track of your alcohol intake!

Ok, so apparently when I tried to get drunk with vodka/coke I poured the vodka up to somewhere between the “wine” and the “beer” line… because I never drink, and I thought you’re supposed to mix half vodka, half coke.  This was almost exactly a year ago.

…The truly impressive thing is that I showed absolutely NO effects of inebriation after this.  My mother was there the whole time and didn’t notice any difference in me.  I even walked to the car just fine.  If anything, I felt more boring.

So… does this mean I’m just drunk all the time, and alcohol makes me more sober?


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