my favorite thing about the crocodile was hook's inhumanly high tolerance for pain.

Rumple: *Cuts Hook's hand off*
Hook: GYAH THAT STINGS.
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Hook: TO NEVERLAND!
Smee: Cap'n are you sure you should be going off on an adventure i mean he sliced your hand off oh my god i'm gonna be sick
Hook: T'IS BUT A FLESH WOUND.
Smee: but you could bleed out i'm just saying that's a lot of blood and also you lost a limb why are you not reacting maybe you should apply some pressure.
Hook: I SHALL APPLY A HOOK TO IT.
Smee: that doesn't seem sanitary or efficient at all.
Hook: ADVENTURE!!!!!!!