As I was saying goodbye to AbsurdlyGrammatical, hugging her goodbye, I dropped (read: drooled) a little of my drink on to her, as I was caught off guard by the hug. Next thing I know, as I am wiping her sleeve and she’s proclaiming she loves me less, crush walks by. Probably thinks I am a drooling idiot. I shall be forever alone.
I’m sorry for drooling on your sleeve, Sir Dan. I think I said it once but I got distracted and so I would like to apologize once again for drooling strawberry smoothie on you. I didn’t realize we were about to hug when I went to take a sip.