And my torso now somewhat resembles that of Mulan’s in that one scene where she got injured. I had to get a tetanus shot plus take home some antibacterial stuff and dressings.
On top of that, in the waiting room there was this cooking show and of all things, what were they making? Roasted chicken breast.
NOT FUNNY, UNIVERSE. NOT FUNNY.
At least you got dressing for your chicken breast.