I ended up spending the whole day at my best friend’s house for Christmas and she surprised me with a small gift and a stocking that she hung for me. While we were all rummaging through our stockings, I found a card, and I was like “oooh! another christmas card!” but everyone else was looking over stuff they got. So I opened it, and then asked, “…Why did you give me a Bat Mitzvah card…?” They all looked at me like I was nuts. Then they realized that our other friend that was coming over later put it in. We we’re all dying saying, “Now you’re a woman!” and “Happy 13th Birthday!” Afterwards, our friend came over and we started opening presents with him. We died again when my friends opened the cards from him. My best friend got “For my loving wife”, her girlfriend got, “Happy 2nd Birthday” and her sister got “for my wonderful husband.” So now he has two sister-spouses, a two year old and 13 year old.
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