Me: I want to know what's in my Secret Santa Box
Other Me: you should open it. Then you'll know.
Me: But Helen will find out. She KNOWS
Other Me: How will she know? She isn't even in the same country.
Me: SHE'LL KNOW! I'm going to wait until Christmas.
Other Me: You don't even celebrate christmas. Open the precious. Those tricksy hobbitses won't know.
Me: Noooooo! *stares lustfully at box residing in Narnia* I'm waiting until Christmas! for now.
Sir Dan: Other Naz is right, you don't celebrate Christmas. You should open the box. If you do insist on being silly and waiting, though, Hanukah begins tomorrow night. ^_^
Me: But I don't celebrate Hanukah either.
Other Me: What about Jewmas?
Sir Dan: You're already waiting for a holiday you don't celebrate, why not just switch which uncelebrated holiday you're waiting for? Or you could open it on your Unbirthday. Also, Jewmas isn't until the 24th.
Me: That is true...
Other Me: Why, it's your unbirthday today!
Me: It is?! Maybe I should open it...
Sir Dan: It's your Unbirthday today, too, Naz? A Very Merry Unbirthday to you! You deserve a present.
Me: I do deserve a present. And I already missed Forever Day...
Sir Dan: See? Presents!
Me: I'm still going to wait until Doctor Who Special Day. Because I do celebrate that.
Other Me: Ah Yes. Doctor Who Special Day. A day joyously celebrated by all.
Sir Dan: By all except the Daleks, you mean. That is a lovely holiday, though. Almost as lovely as Unbirthdays are.
Me: And Cybermen.
Other Me: Cybermen celebrated Doctor Who Special Day two specials ago with The Doctor who wasn't The Doctor.
Me: Also, I appreciate DWSD more than an Unbirthday as it only comes around once a year
Other Me: An Unbirthday's selling point is that is celebrated 364 days a year.
Sir Dan: But Unbirthdays are le awesome. Also, they are celebrated 365 days a year on some years. No other holiday can claim that much proliferation and fantabulousness. Weeping Angels also dislike DWSD.
Other Me: you should open it. Then you'll know.
Me: But Helen will find out. She KNOWS
Other Me: How will she know? She isn't even in the same country.
Me: SHE'LL KNOW! I'm going to wait until Christmas.
Other Me: You don't even celebrate christmas. Open the precious. Those tricksy hobbitses won't know.
Me: Noooooo! *stares lustfully at box residing in Narnia* I'm waiting until Christmas! for now.
Sir Dan: Other Naz is right, you don't celebrate Christmas. You should open the box. If you do insist on being silly and waiting, though, Hanukah begins tomorrow night. ^_^
Me: But I don't celebrate Hanukah either.
Other Me: What about Jewmas?
Sir Dan: You're already waiting for a holiday you don't celebrate, why not just switch which uncelebrated holiday you're waiting for? Or you could open it on your Unbirthday. Also, Jewmas isn't until the 24th.
Me: That is true...
Other Me: Why, it's your unbirthday today!
Me: It is?! Maybe I should open it...
Sir Dan: It's your Unbirthday today, too, Naz? A Very Merry Unbirthday to you! You deserve a present.
Me: I do deserve a present. And I already missed Forever Day...
Sir Dan: See? Presents!
Me: I'm still going to wait until Doctor Who Special Day. Because I do celebrate that.
Other Me: Ah Yes. Doctor Who Special Day. A day joyously celebrated by all.
Sir Dan: By all except the Daleks, you mean. That is a lovely holiday, though. Almost as lovely as Unbirthdays are.
Me: And Cybermen.
Other Me: Cybermen celebrated Doctor Who Special Day two specials ago with The Doctor who wasn't The Doctor.
Me: Also, I appreciate DWSD more than an Unbirthday as it only comes around once a year
Other Me: An Unbirthday's selling point is that is celebrated 364 days a year.
Sir Dan: But Unbirthdays are le awesome. Also, they are celebrated 365 days a year on some years. No other holiday can claim that much proliferation and fantabulousness. Weeping Angels also dislike DWSD.