Naz: I'm considerin not usin my missin key until I...receive it in the mail

Naz: I'm considerin not usin my missin key until I...receive it in the mail
Me: so...you're going to be a pirate?
Naz: Arr
Naz: let's see how..fuck... much time this lasts for...
Naz: It shall be an adventure in vocabulary
Naz: at least i have oole.com on bookmark
Me: LMFAO
Me: I was like, "the fuck is that?"
Me: then I realized