#for a moment I was expecting something like #YES MOMMY I PROMISED I’D CALL NO MOMMY I DON’T NEED YOU TO COME DOWN YES NOW CAN YOU HANG UP I’M IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING WITH MY NEMESIS #and then there’ll be this tinny voice cooing OH MY BABY BOY’S ALL GROWN UP NOW HE HAS FINALLY GOT HIMSELF A NEMESIS SAY HI TO HIM FOR ME … #INVITE HIM OVER FOR COOKIES SOMETIME #MA HE’S MY NEMESIS DO YOU EVEN UNDERSTAND WHAT NEMESIS MEANS #OH YOU SILLY BOYS AND YOUR SILLY FEUDS TELL HIM MY LEMONADE IS THE BEST #and then Moriarty will hang up and be all MY MOM SAYS HI
THE TAGS! *dead*
