The Untempered Schism

Kid Accidentally Steals Cup From Restaurant

And the whole fandom broke with one video? [x]

hulu:

Ben Wyatt is all of us. If you haven’t already started watching, all five Star Trek series are free on Hulu through March 31st. The future is now… and in Star Trek… this is getting confusing, so just go watch.

Once again, scrolling through tumblr, and when I look away from my computer, I realize the sun has gone down, and i’ve been sitting in the dark for who knows how long.

Me: I had hoped for an odd number of cupcakes so i that I could eat one.
Mom: just eat one. Who cares?
Me: I can't! they are all perfect in four by five rows.
Mom: So you're saying I can't eat one?
Me: You can, but only if you're putting them away and I'm not looking.

Just sat down to watch The Marriage Plot when I remembered I have to fold napkins for lunch tomorrow.

nimrochan:

jetkitty:
Nimrochan, I’ve felt too lazy to do anything since I got home. It’s too hot.
i somehow caught a cold
._.

That would have been funny if you were dressed as a poké-trainer today.

makararousal:

i keep laughing at this oh my god.

There are two types of people my parents invite to their house. Those who say “oh my god, I love cats!” And those who scream in terror when the cat strolls by on its way to the pool area.

doctorwho:

What have I told you about talking to strange men?
Watch The Bells of Saint John prequel here.

tastefullyoffensive:

[glnito]

hulu:

Rainn Wilson posted the sign-in sheet for the auditions for The Office and it’s gotten us thinking what these alternate Offices would be like. If Adam Scott were Jim, would that mean he’d never become Ben Wyatt? If Alan Tudyk were Michael Scott, would that mean that Michael would be killed off as Alan is contractually obligated to be killed off in every series he does (Just you wait, Suburgatory!)? We need to sit down for a second.