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amatteroftiming: (This scene is from episode 12!)


WHY DO MY PARENTS LEAVE ME AT HOME TO ANSWER PHONES!?!? and then everyone thinks I’m my mom.

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WHY DO MY PARENTS LEAVE ME AT HOME TO ANSWER PHONES!?!?

and then everyone thinks I’m my mom.

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Nimrochan left me to become an adult.

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Nimrochan left me to become an adult.

nimrochan: jetkitty: Nimrochan left me to become an adult. Thank you for reaching the offices of...

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nimrochan:

jetkitty:

Nimrochan left me to become an adult.

Thank you for reaching the offices of Nimrochan. Nimrochan appreciates your call. Nimrochan is not available at the moment but if you leave your name, number, and purpose of the call she will get back to you as soon as possible. Have a Nims day!

At least I didn’t reach the Fuck You, Nimrochan Faith Society.

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Type these words into the search bar on your media player and list the first song that appears in the results.

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happy: Happy- Ashanti
love: Love- Robin Hood- Classic Disney Album Vol. 4
hate:  Hate (I really dont like you)- Plain White Ts
light: byakuya-True Light- DN Angel OST
dark: Dance in the Dark- Lady Gaga
good:  bad girl good girl- Miss A
bad: Bad – Michael Jackson
smile: Smile- Avril Lavigne
cry: Cry- Kelly Clarkson
girl: Girl- The Beatles
boy: American Boy- Estelle
sad: The End of Sadness- InuYasha OST
lost: Ship Lost at Sea- Phantom Planet
night: All Day and All of the Night- The Kinks
wolf: She Wolf- Shakira
robot: One Day Robots will Cry- Cobra Starship
dance: Dance Hall Drug – Boys Like Girls
life: Beautiful Life- Ace of Base
death: Death- Soul- InuYasha OST

psychusa: 2006 / 2013 The road to 100 wasn’t always...

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psychusa:

2006 / 2013

The road to 100 wasn’t always fashionable, but it was certainly delicious.

mysassycaptain: wonder24: Can we all take a moment to...

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mysassycaptain:

wonder24:

Can we all take a moment to appreciate how epic today is? Can we do that?! 

I’m only freaking out a lot, guys!

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I AM SO DONE WITH TODAY

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I just learned something about pasta puttanesca.

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imdressedlikeavulcan:

Puttanesca comes from the Italian word “puttana” which is usually translated as whore or prostitute. So pasta puttanesca means “whore’s pasta”

So in Series of Unfortunate Events, when Violet tells Count Olaf “Dinner is served. Puttanesca.” and he replies with “What did you call me?”, it’s because he thought she was calling him a whore.

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Once a year, I say to myself, “I need a new bookshelf.” But then I go buy one, put it...

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Once a year, I say to myself, “I need a new bookshelf.” But then I go buy one, put it together, fill it up, and say, “I need a new bookshelf.”

Coco looks funny with a chunk of her fur missing from her neck

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Coco looks funny with a chunk of her fur missing from her neck

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